“- Major Ashley-Pitt: In our experience, Americans are uncouth misfits who should be run out of their own barbaric country.
- Matthew Quigley: Well, Lieutenant...
- Major Ashley-Pitt: Major.
- Matthew Quigley: Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent them back to England.”
Chris Haywood - Major Ashley-Pitt
Tom Selleck - Matthew Quigley

“I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant jerkoff! I wanna get killed by an american jerkoff!”

Sylvester Stallone - Lt. Raymond Tango

“- Phil Green: Some people hate Catholics, some people hate Jews.
- Tommy Green: And no one hates us because we're Americans.”
Gregory Peck - Philip Schuyler Green
Dean Stockwell - Tommy Green

“An old nigger and an old Jew woman taking off down the road together... that is one sorry sight!”

Ray McKinnon - Alabama trooper #1

“- Assistant D.A.: These miscreants...
- Rickey: Miscreants? We are African-Americans!”
P.J. Byrne - Assistant D.A.
Katt Williams - Rickey