“- Mickey: [reading Dennis a story] How can a train grow?
- Dennis Mitchell: He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep.
- Mickey: And what's the point of reading lies?
- Dennis Mitchell: It teaches kids to eat all their food, and go to bed when they're supposed to.”
Devin Ratray - Mickey
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“- Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
- Polly Cronin: Of course, Elizabeth.
- Young Elizabeth: How do you know?
- Polly Cronin: Because, she was a good little girl, if she would have been naughty, the Prince would have run away.
- Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.”

Ashley Peldon - Young Elizabeth
Marsha Mason - Polly Cronin

“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson

“- Mack: You know I worked all night on the damn thing. Now Hazel cried when I tried it on him. You see, I got this aunt is Salinas. She lost both husbands in the flood...
- Doc: I didn't know you had an aunt is Salinas, Mack.
- Mack: I don't have an aunt in Salinas, for for christ's sake. That's the goddamned story.”

M. Emmet Walsh - Mack
Nick Nolte - Doc

“- Billie Dawn: How about the story of your life?
- Paul Verrall: Oh no. Much too long... and mostly untrue.”
Judy Holliday - Billie Dawn
William M. Holden - Paul Verrall