“Now listenhere, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!”

Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do.”
Kate Bosworth - Anne Marie Chadwick

“- Doralee Rhodes: You know... I just don't get it, Dwayne.
- Dwayne Rhodes: What's that, honey?
- Doralee Rhodes: I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person in that office. Everyone treats me like a... bastard at a family reunion.”
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes

And I solemnly promise to never have sexualrelations with a "Treblemaker", or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.
Anna Camp - Aubrey

“An old nigger and an old Jew woman taking off down the road together... that is one sorry sight!”

Ray McKinnon - Alabama trooper #1