“- Swifty: Kick his ass, Brewster! Don't take that shit from this fungus faced toad sucker!
- Terk: I'd tell that little punk that he shouldn't be talking to me like that if I were you.
- Brewster Baker: He's right, Swifty. Be polite, Mr. Logan here's a very sensitive man.”
Robby Still - Swifty
Terry Kiser - Terk
Kenny Rogers - Brewster Baker

“- Emily Blair: You're not very polite this afternoon, are you?
- Doctor Merek Vance: About average for me, Miss Blair, about average.”
Loretta Young - Emily Blair
Alan Ladd - Doctor Merek Vance

“Max is like a little dog. He's always sniffing around where it's not polite.”

Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe

“Just because we're robbing a bank doesn't mean there's no reason not to be polite.”
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

“- Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
- Alan Abernathy: Awfully polite for a monster.”
Frank Langella - Archer
Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy