“- Heather Mooney: I just figured she'd be married to Sandy by now.
- Romy White: Sandy Frink?
- Heather Mooney: Yes, Sandy Frink! He could barely contain his erection every time she walked by! Why do you think he always carried around that huge notebook?”
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“- Mavis Gary: I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame and I think there is a chance we may reconnect.
- Sales Lady: Let's show him what he's been missing.
- Mavis Gary: No, he's seen me recently. He knows. But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Elizabeth Ward Land - Sales Lady

“All my knowledge came from books, and I'd just finished a novel about a glamorous French actress from the Comedie Francaise. That's the theater in France. When she wanted to arouse a man's interest, she treated him like a dog.”

Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“I'm writing a novel myself. I'd be very disappointed if you gentlemen don't burn it.”

George Macready - Schoolteacher