“I’m not gay. I’m literate and urbane and that confuses people.”
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Lucas-Okay your father didn't know you were gay? Your ringtone is Beyonce.
Brad-Everybody loves Beyonce.”
Tyler Posey - Lucas
Hayden Szeto - Brad

“- Aaron Paradis: I can't handle more surprises today.
- Chris Paradis: Daddy. I'm a lesbian. A big one.”
Stephen Collins - Aaron Paradis
Jennifer Dundas - Chris Paradis

“Let 'em marry. Why shouldn't they be as miserable as the rest of us?”

Sam Waterston - EADA John James 'Jack' McCoy

“It's the law of physics. Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Liza manifests.”
Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbes