“- Po: Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!
- Shifu: I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.”

Jack Black - Po
Dustin Hoffman - Shifu

“I mean, you're the grown-up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it! If a kid says 'Hey, let's make screwdrivers!', you take the alcohol away, and you don't race them to the next drink!”
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“The man's immature, you know? He's like a child. I'll tell you this much: there ain't no God while Howard Stern's walking the Earth, I'll tell you that.”
Paul Giamatti - Kenny

“He's the nicest guy though, ask anyone, but the thing is, he's almost 40, looks like he's 30, thinks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.”
Hillary Wolf - Laura Chartoff

“Men are such babies.”
Meg Ryan - Anastasia