“- Agent 36: You're a legend, 86. When I was studying well the Spy Academy I reviewed every one of your cases.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, well, wouldn't you like to hear my side of the story?
- Agent 36: I think you're wonderful.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, you have heard my side of the story.”
Pamela Hensley - Agent 36
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“- Katarina Stratford: You are amazingly self-assured, has anyone ever told you that?
- Patrick Verona: I tell myself that every day, actually.”
Julia Stiles - Katarina Stratford
Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona

“Men knew their worth, knew who they were.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Gene McClary

“The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you.”
Jim Carrey - Carl

“You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!”
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble