“- Joe Young: But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
- Ben Chapelski: Who?
- Joe Young: You.
- Ben Chapelski: What?”
Trey Parker - Joe Young
Dian Bachar - Ben Chapleski

“God doesn't take sides. He only wants your love. Open your heart to him and he will show you the way.”
Tricia Helfer - Number Six

“A moment of love, even in a bad man, can give meaning to a life. None of us knows whose path will lead us to God.”
Basil Wallace - Benjamin Kapanay

“This is all just a way station on the road to promised eternity.”

Matt Damon - Management

“There's a time when you can share and you hold hands and be on the same path. But there's always a fork in the road... at some point. And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork and they gotta go on the other part of the fork.”
Alan Tudyk - Gerhardt