“- Dwight: [as Kate Veatch kisses Joyce] I told you she was a lesbian.
- Peter La Fleur: Wow. Good call.
- Kate Veatch: Hey! I'm not a lesbian.
- Peter La Fleur: You're not?
- Kate Veatch: No. I'm bisexual.
[she kisses Peter]”
Chris Williams - Dwight
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Christine Taylor - Kate Veatch

“- Mike: I am still weirded out seeing them kiss.
- Sonny Koufax: Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.
- Mike: Yeah, but they were like brothers to us in school.
- Sonny Koufax: They're still our brothers. Our very gay brothers.”
Jonathan Loughran - Mike
Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax

“- Messenger: You just kissed me!
- Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!”
Phil Morris - Messenger
Sean Maguire - Leonidas

“Kissing a girl once doesn't make me a lesbian, does it?”
Andrea Baker - Office Intern

“- Helen Cooper: It's just like kissing a guy.
- Joan: No it's not.”

Heather Juergensen - Helen Cooper
Jackie Hoffman - Joan