“- Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator!
- Buford T. Justice: That reminds me I gotta call your mama tonight.”
Mike Henry - Junior
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“- Angela Hayes: At least I'm not ugly!
- Ricky Fitts: Yes, you are. And you're boring, and you're totally ordinary, and you know it.”
Mena Suvari - Angela Hayes
Wes Bentley - Ricky Fitts

“- Lucas: Dragonfly Nymph. You ever see one?
- Rina: Oh, it's ugly. Glad it's not bigger than me.
- Lucas: It turns into something very beautiful, Rina.
- Rina: Is that possible?
- Lucas: Yeah, can you imagine that? Turning from something ugly into something beautiful.”

Corey Haim - Lucas
Winona Ryder - Rina

“If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.”
Denise Richards - Cindy Styne

“Don't get old. Old is ugly, ugly is death.”

Ann Magnuson - Monique Steinbacher