“- Sam: She's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle...
- Maggie: Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!”

Matthew Broderick - Sam
Meg Ryan - Maggie

“Do you think we should ask her for some garlic bread?”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“If there's anything dad loved more than serenity, it was a big two stroke engine on full throttle!”
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan

“Well, it's nothing very special. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.”

Michael Palin - Female TV Presenter

“- Rita: Do you have anything for my nerves? You know, just laying around? Seconal, Demerol, Tuinal, Valium, Quaaludes, Percocet...
- Vivian: Rita!
- Eliot: Not my merchandise. I deal exclusively in pot.
- Rita: That shit makes me paranoid.”
Marisa Tomei - Rita
Natasha Lyonne - Vivian
Kevin Corrigan - Eliot