“- Stiggs: Ok, Ms. Bunny! Number 1, we want zero miles to the gallon.
- O.C. : Right. No MPGs. It has to be a vulgarly inefficient mode of trasnportation.
- Stiggs: Loud, real loud. It has to generate a terrifyingly sismic field of noise. If we could combine really loud noise with the ugliness of poverty, we'd have the ideal car.”
Neill Barry - Stiggs
Daniel Jenkins - O.C.

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles