“Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

Jason Patric - Michael

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poopfetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss

“Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Enjoying that are you my darlin'? Bit cold and pointless isn't it my lovely? What's happened to yours, my little sister?”

Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Merrill Hess: Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?
- Officer Paski: I'm not done asking questions. And I don't appreciate sarcasm.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Merrill Hess
Cherry Jones - Officer Paski