“I take full responsibility for sleeping with her. I had very low self-esteem. I had to compete with somebody. It happened to be my son.”
Ashton Dane - Talk Show Father

“- David Shaw: We're in love, sir.
- Steven Taylor: That's it? You steal the crown jewel of a man's soul, and your only excuse is some candy ass Hallmark card sentiment? Even if it were true, that's not good enough!”

Viggo Mortensen - David Shaw
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor

“How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?”

Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino

“- Bob's Wife: It was never my intention to break up a home. I come from a strong solid family background; my parents have been married for 25 years...
- Judith Moore: Wow, you sound great! Can I fuck you?”
Tamlyn Tomita - Bob's Wife
Holly Hunter - Judith Moore

“You got your choice to make, destroy your marriage and break your husband's heart, or have sex with me right now.”

Tim Blake Nelson - Bubba