“- Syd: What do you look for in a woman?
- Dex: Low Standards.”
Greer Goodman - Syd
Donal Logue - Dex

“She thinks I'm an asshole. And if she thinks that about me, what in the long run is she going to think about you?”
Ed Harris - Frankie Flannery

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“When I was a kid, I used to dream about going someplace on a ship. Well, here I am!”

Robert Mitchum - Bob Gray

“This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but hey, what the fuck?”
Josh Brolin - Josh