“- Mark: This is a hell of a way for you to find out.
- Mildred: Find out what?
- Mark: Well, that I'm gay for one thing... come on, you never suspected?
- Mildred: You were always so good at sports.”
Jay Mohr - Mark
Ellen Burstyn - Mildred

“- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: But there are certain things I can only do with a man, no?
- Jerry Peyser: Like golf?
- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: No! I am not gay!”
David Suchet - Jean-Pierre Thibodoux
Albert Brooks - Jerry Peyser

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

Juliet Stevenson - Paula Paxton

“- George Fields: Julie thinks your gay?
- Michael Dorsey: No, my friend Sandy.
- George Fields: Sleep with her, and she'll...
- Michael Dorsey: I slept with her once she's still thinks I'm gay!
- George Fields: Oh... that's no good, Michael.”
Sydney Pollack - George Fields
Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey