“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“And so the rule is, when mounting a... play. Keep it sunny, keep it funny, keep it gay.”
Roger Bart - Carmen Ghia

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“Howard, we want you to know: you're our son, and we'll always love you, gay, straight, red, green, if you rob a bank, if you kill someone.”

Debbie Reynolds - Berniece Brackett

“- Howard Brackett: He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
- Father Tim: Never? In three years?
- Howard Brackett: He respects her.
- Father Tim: He's gay!”

Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett
Joseph Maher - Father Tim