“- Garry Lejeune: Lloyd, let me just say one thing, since we've stopped. I've worked with a lotta directors, Lloyd. Some of them were geniuses, some of them were bastards. But I've never met one who was so totally and absolutely... I don't know.
- Lloyd Fellowes: Thank you Gary, I'm very touched. Now will you get off the fucking stage?”
John Ritter - Garry Lejeune
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“I want you to go, Anita. You're wasting my time.”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu

“- Bob Lachman: I'll tell you what I think. I think thank you are spending development money on stupid toys.
- Brad Sexton: These are not stupid toys! These are business tools! I write all this stuff off.”
Wayne Knight - Bob Lachman
Tim Allen - Brad Sexton

“- Paul Verrall: Maybe we haven't gotten our time yet.
- Billie Dawn: No, we did. And you just dropped the ball.”
Don Johnson - Paul Verrall
Melanie Griffith - Billie Dawn

“- Fast Eddie Felson: You know what this is turning into?
- Vincent Lauria: What?
- Fast Eddie Felson: A waste of my time, and a waste of my money.”
Paul Newman - Fast Eddie Felson
Tom Cruise - Vincent Lauria