“- Roman: The rest of us are all probably going to die of heart attacks and strokes long before you.
- Chet: [mumbling] I hope so. Wouldn’t that be great. Gee just to see a bunch of people drop that you hate. God that would be something I tell you.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“- Ernest Menville: She's dead!
- Madeline Ashton: She is? Oh. These are the moments that make life worth living.”
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“I like the water. Even when we were coming over, the sea was so beautiful. I never wanted to sleep, I was happy. I was ashamed to be so happy. People were dying.”

Jennifer Lopez - Gabriela

“How the hell do you die happy?”
Luke McGann - Shane

“- Serge Stanieff: I swear I shall make you happy. I shall die to make you happy.
- Lady Lou: Mmm, but you wouldn't be much use to me dead.”
Gilbert Roland - Serge Stanieff
Mae West - Lady Lou