“- Rita: It's beautiful. I don't know what to say.
- Phil: I do. Whatever happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now... because I love you.”
Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“Let's drink to our future. Here's hoping you and Barbara will be very happy - which I doubt very much… as we go down life's highway, you going your way and I going my way.”

Irene Dunne - Lucy Warriner

“You wouldn't want to have children with three heads, would you? I mean, you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell. Oh, it would be bad.”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“You're going to have plenty of reasons to hate me. I'm going to show you cards and spades and lying for the next 50 years.”

Fredric March - Wally Cook

“Are you married or happy?”

Moe Howard - Moe