“- Judith: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
- J.D.: Does that include celebrities?”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Romy White: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- Michele Weinberger: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?
- Romy White: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“Dude, it's not big deal if you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys… in jail.”
Romany Malco - Jay

“- Al: How about sex?
- Ed: I'm sorry, Al, but I'm gonna have to pass. And it's not an age thing, 'cause you are still a handsome man.”
Martin Landau - Al
Matthew McConaughey - Ed

“I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman