“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“It's all in the hips, the lips, and the eyes and the thighs.”
Veronica Osorio - Carlotta Valdez

“- Roger Morgan: Wet or dry, you're the handsomest woman I ever did see. Spirit and a fine sturdy body. It's a noble combination, Miss Prescott. Why, for you, child bearin' would come as easy as rollin' off a log.
- Lilith Prescott: Well, I... think I'd rather roll off a log, Mr. Morgan.”
Robert Preston - Roger Morgan
Debbie Reynolds - Lilith Prescott

“- Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
- Joe Young: Thanks.”
Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“- Beavis: Something's wrong with my butt.
- Butt-head: Your butt sucks.”
Mike Judge - Beavis
Mike Judge - Butt-Head