“- Dan: I haven't raped her!
- Yellowbeard: No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar! That's what I liked about her!”
Martin Hewitt - Dan
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“I have giving you my best since back when people were laughing at you, and every time we come in there now, you fuck me with this bullshit circus act.”

Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“- Duncan McDermott: Drinking? Taking dope? Harassing innocent people? I am shocked at your behavior. And to think you wanted me, an impressionable youth...
- Kit McDermott: Shut up.
- Duncan McDermott: Well, thank heavens I crawled up with a good book instead.”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“A fine conscience I turned out to be!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket