“- Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
- Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.”
Gillian Jacobs - Rose
Jan Struther - Meghan

“- Simon: Hello, professor. How was India?
- Terry Rapson: You know what these scientific gatherings are. All dancing girls, wine and parties.”
Adrian Lester - Simon
Sir Ian Holm - Terry Rapson

“- Maddy: I wanna split.
- Jennifer: Good.
- Maddy: You see, I meet these really hot guys and we're going to a really hot party, a boogie party, you know.”
Robin Menken - Maddy
Debra Winger - Jennifer

“- Queen Constantina: We're just planning a little get together, nothing fancy. Just family, a few close friends and all the eligible young women in the kingdom.
- Prince Christopher: Mother.
- Queen Constantina: We're only talking four or five hundred at the most.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher

“- Ben Cronin: Scouts are coming next week.
- Mr. Tillman: Girl scouts?
- Ben Cronin: No, swimming scouts from Stanford.”
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin
Michael Higgins - Mr. Tillman