“Swear to me. Swear to me that if it isn't dead, we'll all come back.”
Jonathan Brandis - Young Bill Denbrough

“This is like some fuckin' movie. Friends since second grade, fuckin' like this and then one of us gets himself in potentially big trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against all odds. It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?”
Crispin Glover - Layne

- Lt. Frank Drebin: You're Rocco's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch".
- Tanya Peters: I could have two lovers.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Anna Nicole Smith - Tanya

“We have no friends, Jack, none. All we have are people we do business with.”

Hannah Endicott-Douglas - Sarah Abramoff

“Oh look at that, a fire, well I hope it's not a bad one - because the faggot who's been saving your sorry asses is now, thanks to you, working on another shift.”

Kevin James - Larrie Valentine