“- Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
- Harold Lee: Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
- Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.”
David Krumholtz - Goldstein
John Cho - Harold Lee
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Rosenberg

“I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. Her tits, her tits, her tits, her tits. That she signed in her contract! We hired her because of 10 years at the Actors Studio, the way she played Medea? Her last 2 pictures lay there on the screen like my first wife.”
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco

- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services".
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?

Hugo Weaving - Martin
Geneviève Picot - Celia

“You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you.”

Carole Lombard - Maria Tura