“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey!
- Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Colin Clark: Let me protect you from all this.
- Marilyn Monroe: What are you gonna do? Marry me?
- Colin Clark: Why not? You could quit this. Forget Marilyn Monroe. Forget Hollywood. Let it all go.”
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark
Michelle Williams - Marilyn Monroe

I thought "What the hell, I'm a big celebrity now, I can get all the chicks I want. Why get married?". But on the other hand, if you are married, no more stink eye. Plus they can't testify against you.
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley

“- Ellen Griswold: We can't leave her on the patio!
- Clark Griswold: Would you rather I slipped her in the night deposit box at the funeral home?”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold