“- Anna Coleman: Fresh air will do you good.
- Harry Coleman: But what about bullies?
- Anna Coleman: Run fast.”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Ryan Malgarini - Harry Coleman

“You know, people like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.”

Rebecca Romijn - Mystique

“- Murph: You don't know who you're talking to. I'm a senior student at this school.
- Junior Healy: No shit, you've been here since 1970.”
Eric Edwards - Murph
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years. Actually, what I'm reminded of, is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass by some big football player with arms like telephone poles.”
Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

“I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school.”
Linden Ashby - Johnny Cage