“Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?”

Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“- Ducky: I am so hungry, my tummy is rumbling.
- Petrie: Me hear it.
- Ducky: That is not my tummy. That is an earthshake!”
Aria Noelle Curzon - Ducky

“It's nice to see that you've all bonded through this disaster.”
Ty Burrell - Steve

“The day there's a meteorite heading toward the earth and we have thirty days to live, I am going to spend it eating butter. Here's my final words on the subject: you can never have too much, butter.”
Amy Adams - Julie Powell

“My name is Robert Hawkins. It's 6:42 AM on Saturday, May 23rd. Approximately seven hours ago, some thing attacked the city. I don't know what it is. If you found this tape, I mean if you're watching this right now, then you probably know more about it than I do.”

Michael Stahl-David - Rob Hawkins