“There are two things that frost my butt: it's a snow cone about that high, and the other one is Ryan Harrison.”
Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“- Prof. William Kilbane: You come pounding on this door again and I'll have the law on you.
- Inspector Lestrade: I am the law.
- Prof. William Kilbane: Then stop barging in and out of my room like a chambermaid.”
Frederick Worlock - Prof. William Kilbane
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

“Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“You are really on my very last nerve. You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Royce

“You better fix that damn watch. And you rich girl, we know you have money. Put that damn diamond away. And you British guy, if you are going to live in this country you better go see a damn dentist about that stink-ass breath. You smell like hot garbage.”

Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon