“You look in the mirror, you don't like what you see, don't believe it. Look in my eyes, I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need.”

William H. Macy - Bernie Lootz

“I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.”

Ron Eldard - Glen Waddell

“- Jack Jericho: Did anyone ever tell you you're too good to be true?
- Randy Jensen: No only that I'm too truthful to be good.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho
Molly Ringwald - Randy Jensen

“- April: Can i see it?
- Jessica: Alright, you wanna see it? Here, i'll shut you up.
- April: Nice. Nice. I mean, you know... I've only seen a couple, but that's definitely top five.
- Jessica: Top five? How many have you seen?
- April: Five, not including my little brother's.
- Jessica: You slut!”
Anna Faris - April
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“You are a strange and interesting woman.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager