“The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“Third grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”

Max von Sydow - Frederick

“I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?”

Alex Etel - Damian

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”
Woody Allen

“I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery