“- Mrs. Hemogloben: You're so full of romance!
- The Great Man: Every night, every night.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Andie: Unattached?
- Ben: Currently.
- Andie: Likewise.
- Ben: Surprising.
- Andie: Psycho?
- Ben: Rarely. Interested?
- Andie: Perhaps.
- Ben: Hungry?
- Andie: Starving.
- Ben: Leaving?
- Andie: Now?”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

- Barbara Gorton: He was so sweet in the beginning, sending little love faxes all the time.
- Linda: Yeah, well now it's "moan, groan, dial tone", right?
Caroleen Feeney - Barbara Gorton
Aida Turturro - Linda

“- Muriel: If I could go anywhere, I'd go to Paris. It sounds so romantic.
- Macon: Paris... is terrible. Everybody's impolite.
- Muriel: Take me with you next time. I could show you the good parts.
- Macon: I have a very limited expense account. I never even took my wife! My wife?
- Muriel: I was only teasing. Did you think I meant it?”
Geena Davis - Muriel
William Hurt - Macon

“- Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.
- Rick Rambis: All right. So... you wanna hook up?
- Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.
- Rick Rambis: Soooo... you still wanna hook up?”
A.J. Cook - Jenny
Jason London - Rick Rambis