“- Jor-El: So, my son. Speak.
- Young Clark Kent: Who am I?
- Jor-El: Your name is Kal-El. You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. Even though you've been raised as a human, you are not one of them. You have great powers, only some of which you have as yet discovered.”
Marlon Brando - Jor-El
Jeff East - Young Clark Kent

“You are good. You may not know it, but I do. You come on tough, but it's all just an act. I mean, you don't even believe in sleeping together before marriage.”
Jason Lee - Jack Withrowe

“- Freud: And so, Ted's father's own fear of failure has caused him to make his son the embodiment of all his deepest anxieties about himself. And hence, his aggression transference onto Ted.
- Ted: Whoa...
- Freud: Okay, Ted?
- Ted: Yes... Thank you very much, Sigmund Freud...
- Freud: Bill?
- Bill: Nah. Just got a minor oedipal complex.”
Rod Loomis - Freud
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“Who am I?
[phone rings]
God?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“I am yesterday, and today, and tomorrow. I am sorrow, and longing, and hope unfulfilled. I am Hash-A-Mo-Tep. She. She who must be obeyed! I am I.”

Helen Gahagan - She