“- Grushinsky: I thought you teach science!
- Joy Miller: Teach it? I didn't even pass it!”
Ian McNeice - Ira Grushinsky
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“- Michael Drucker: I suppose you think science is inherently evil.
- Adam Gibson: No. I don't think science is inherently evil. But I think you are.”
Tony Goldwyn - Michael Drucker
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Adam Gibson

“- Reed Richards: What I see in your relationship is what I considered the best part of ours.
- Sue Storm: That is?
- Reed Richards: Passion... for science.”
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Jessica Alba - Sue Storm

“- Tom Servo: Check rate of radioactive decay.
- Crow T. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot

“I have seen the devil in my microscope, and I have chained him.”
Marlon Brando - Dr. Moreau