“- Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
- Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
- Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.”
Kelly Preston - Avery Bishop
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton

- Jean: I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work. There must be plenty of rich old dames just waiting for you to push them around.
- "Colonel" Harrington: You find them, I'll push them.
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean
Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

“You could melt her heart right down to butter, if you'd only turn on the heat!”

Louise Beavers - Mamie