“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“Why don't I take you to California? You can have fresh squeezed orange juice every day. If you've got a back yard there, you've got fresh fruit.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki

“Raspberry world. For all your raspberry needs.”
Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson

“- Billy Madison: [shouting] Where's my snack pack?
- Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison
Theresa Merritt - Juanita

“- Ralphie: [giving his teacher a fruit basket instead of just an apple] I thought you might like something different.
- Ralphie as an Adult: [narrating] Yes, clearly, a little bribe never hurts.”
Peter Billingsley - Ralphie
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult