“He's an alcoholic with a lot of money. There's nothing you can do about people like that. The best you can do is be nice to them so you can inherit their house when they crap out their liver.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“Well, here’s my advice: have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, a lot of
Mimosas.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“A slothful nature and a fondness for alcohol can be overcome with hard work and a willingness to change your life.”
Dakota Fanning - Sara Howard