“- Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbyekiss?
- Princess Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
- Han Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.”
Carrie Fisher - Han Solo
Harrison Ford - Princess Leia

“- Elsa: I'll never forget how vonderful it vas.
- Professor Henry Jones: Why thank you. It was rather wonderful.
- Elsa: Zat's how Austrians say goodbye.”

Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones
Alison Doody - Elsa

“Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“Adios turd nuggets.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“- Muriel Heslop: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
- David Van Arkle: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Daniel Lapaine - David Van Arkle