“- Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
- Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
- Statler: Are they good seats?
- Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“We must've been the only Irish family to be saying goodbye to the Statue of Liberty rather than hello.”

Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“- Jude: What are you going to do if you don't go back to college?
- Max Carrigan: What any irresponsible, unmotivated, drop-out would do. Go to New York, like tonight.”
Joe Anderson - Jude
Jim Sturgess - Max Carrigan

“The Cotton Club in Manhattan? Many times, man, I damn near lived in the Cotton Club. I tell you, the Cotton Club is all right. But it ain't got nothin' on The Boom Boom Room. If you ever go to New York, go to Ray's Boom Boom Room.”
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson

“Fuck that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfucking farmers who wanna start some shit. You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.”
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson