“It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.”
Bruno Gouery - Luc

“- Tod: Hi. Where's my wife?
- Helen: She's still at school. She's got cheerleading practice.
- Tod: Bitchin'.”

Keanu Reeves - Tod
Dianne Wiest - Helen

“- Elvin Clyde: Who did you go as?
- Peter Appleton: A horny young man.”
Bob Balaban - Elvin Clyde
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“The weekend has landed, all exists now is clubs, pubs, drugs and parties.”
John Simm - Jip

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch