“- Katherine: Go to hell!
- Gabriel: Heaven, darling. Heaven. At least get the zip code right.”
Virginia Madsen - Katherine
Christopher Walken - Gabriel

“If not to Heaven, then hand in hand to Hell!”
Peter O'Toole - Pantaloon

“If there is a hell, and those sons of bitches are from it, then there has got to be a heaven.”

George Clooney - Seth Gecko

“- Daniel Miller: Is this Heaven?
- Bob Diamond: No, it isn't Heaven.
- Daniel Miller: Is it Hell?
- Bob Diamond: Nope, it isn't Hell either. Actually, there is no Hell. Although I hear Los Angeles is getting pretty close.”
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Rip Torn - Bob Diamond

“GrandpaLucifer always said it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Well, I'm tired of serving in Hell.”
Rhys Ifans - Adrian