“- William Parrish: You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman!
- Joe Black: Are you threatening me?
- William Parrish: Yeah, I certainly hope so.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West - Lady Lou

“We keep making the same neurotic choices over and over every time we choose a new mate.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“- Scott Lang: This is awesome. It's awesome. You know, you guys are breaking down walls, you're healing, it's important.
- [Hank and Hope stare at Scott]
- Scott Lang: I ruined the moment, didn't I?
- Hank Pym: Yes, you did, yes.
- Scott Lang: [Smiles and points at the kitchen] I'm gonna make some tea.”
Paul Rudd - Scott Lang
Michael Douglas - Dr. Hank Pym

“- Will Henry: I don't think of what we did as a mistake.
- Charlie: It didn't work out.
- Will Henry: It did. And then it didn't.”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Stephanie Allynne - Charlie