“They're saying something. They sound like they're conspiring to conspire. I can feel the lies vibrating from their home.”

Luis Guzmán - Ray Castro

“- General Arturo Salazar: How did you find out about this?
- Javier Rodriguez: A little bird told me.
- General Arturo Salazar: What is the name of your little bird?
- Javier Rodriguez: It doesn't have a name.
- General Arturo Salazar: Those fucking anonymous ones!”
Tomas Milian - General Arturo Salazar
Benicio del Toro - Javier Rodriguez

“- Robert Clayton Dean: Conspiracy theorists of the world unite.
- Brill: It's more than a theory with me. I'm a former conspirer.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Gabriel Byrne - Brill

“- Harriet M. Welsch: Do spies have high pressure jobs?
- Ole Golly: Only if they get caught.
- Harriet M. Welsch: I never get caught.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly

“- Henry Hackett: When did you get so paranoid?
- Michael McDougal: When they started plotting against me.”
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett
Randy Quaid - Michael McDougal