“I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. Her tits, her tits, her tits, her tits. That she signed in her contract! We hired her because of 10 years at the Actors Studio, the way she played Medea? Her last 2 pictures lay there on the screen like my first wife.”
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco

“- Frank: My perfect partner is me.
- Martha: You?
- Frank: Yeah, me... with breasts.”
Rufus Sewell - Frank
Monica Potter - Martha

“- Aramis: Sometimes there are more important things in life than a good pair of tits.
- Porthos: Really? If you can name me one thing that is more sublime than the feel of a plump, pink nipple between my lips, I'll build you a new cathedral.
- Aramis: Forgiveness...”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos

“- Porthos: Stop praying and revel with me, Aramis! I need my spirits lifted. I'm old, I'm weak, my strength is gone.
- Aramis: Porthos! I'm praying.
- Porthos: I just said you're praying. Are you deaf, too? I know you're blind, because if you'd seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.”
Gérard Depardieu - Porthos
Jeremy Irons - Aramis