“- Seymour Krelborn: We started doing business, and making money and you liked me.
- Audrey: You really think I liked you because of that? I liked you from the day I came to work here!”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“I knew there was a reason she didn't like me!”

Dabney Coleman - Ron

“The only thing worse than a boy you hate, is a boy you like.”
Ben Schnetzer - Max Vandenburg

“- Rudolf IV: Michael, why do you hate me so?
- Duke Michael: Because you are conceited, arrogant, spineless, selfish, shallow, pity, pompous and pitiful!
- Rudolf IV: But apart from that?”
Peter Sellers - Rudolf IV
Jeremy Kemp - Duke Michael

“Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.”

Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck