- Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.
- Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?
- Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, "Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl", and she smiled.
- Betsy: Really?
- Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.
Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer
Sarah Jessica Parker - Betsy

“Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant; very tasteful, no bush... not a picture of your fucking mother!”

Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

“I wrap the cake up in my vomit bag, and voila!... Breakfast! Conservation, Managing resources... that is the key to Baseball.”

Daniel Stern - Brickma

“Sometimes it's a good day to die, sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast.”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire

“- Jules Winnfield: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
- Brett: Hamburgers.
- Jules Winnfield: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Frank Whaley - Brett