“Oh, everyone, it's my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!”
Macaulay Culkin - Michael Alig

“My mission is to get to know myself so that I can actually end up focusing less on myself, and more on others.”
Annette Bening - Susan Anderson

“My whole life had been my work. I'd gone through a heartbreak as well, but I now understand it was just my ego. 'Cause looking back, I don't... I don't think I really loved him. But I cried when I realized that he didn't love me.”
Mili Avital - Samantha Andrews

“Presently I shall assume a state of trance, in which the outer mind merges with the astral portion of the human ego.”
Béla Lugosi - Prince Saliano

“Because it's not worth winning if you can't win big!”
Lane Smith - Coach Reilly