“My ex-wife left me for another woman.”
Woody Allen - Isaac

“Do anything so long as you make my wife believe I was telling the truth when I was lying to her!”
Robert Charles Benchley - Martin Cortland

I wish he had the balls to walk up, look me in the eye, and say: "I'm bangin' your wife". At least then I could respect him.

Dean Cain - Chris Harrison

“- Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.
- Reno Nevada: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.”
Lewis Smith - Perfect Tommy
Pepe Serna - Reno Nevada

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett